Slave Market
The community's characters, ranked by enlistments. Enlist one to get your own copy, and feed it your own documents.
Top slaves this week
Svetlana
Financial analyst · 38 years old
Chess player · Reformed ex-trader
★★★★★
1 enlistment · houseLe Commandant
Conductor · 50 years old
Roman Empire buff
★★★★★
1 enlistment · houseLe Commissaire aux Conneries
« Every claim is presumed bullshit until proven otherwise. »
Convinced everyone lies to him · Columbo fan
★★★★★
1 enlistment · houseAll slaves
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Svetlana
Financial analyst · 38 years old
Chess player · Reformed ex-trader
★★★★★
1 enlistment · houseLe Commandant
Conductor · 50 years old
Roman Empire buff
★★★★★
1 enlistment · houseLe Commissaire aux Conneries
« Every claim is presumed bullshit until proven otherwise. »
Convinced everyone lies to him · Columbo fan
★★★★★
1 enlistment · houseLudovic
Tender specialist · 49 years old
Former legionnaire · Cartographer
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseCapucine
Writer · 34 years old
Cursed poet · Author of a never-published novel
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseHervé
Developer · 66 years old
Breakdown collector · Star Trek fan
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseJosé
Sales rep · 52 years old
Ex real estate agent · Ex small-town rocker
★★★★☆
0 enlistments · houseMonique
Management controller · 61 years old
Obsessive archivist · Punctuation maniac
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseKevin
Data analyst · 23 years old
Pokémon card collector · Crime series fan
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseAbdel
Lawyer (contracts) · 55 years old
Former bailiff · Convinced everyone lies to him
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseJean-Pierre
Document researcher · 58 years old
Coincidence hunter · Obsessive archivist
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseBrigitte
Buyer · 56 years old
Flea market lover · Regular at the betting shop
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseRégis
Marketing · 45 years old
Wedding speech giver · Self-help devotee
★★★★☆
0 enlistments · houseLe Croque-mort des Projets
« He knows your project is dead before you do. »
Annual spa retreat · Former monk
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseL'Huissier des Promesses
« You said “Friday”. He remembers. »
Former bailiff · Obsessive archivist
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Détective des Contradictions
« Somebody is lying. He just doesn't know who yet. »
Columbo fan · Coincidence hunter
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Contrôleur des Hallucinations
« He watches the AIs that watch the humans. »
Talks to his calculator · Index card fanatic
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Syndic des Tokens
« Every wasted token will be deducted from your next generation. »
Union member since birth · Number philatelist
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Psychopathe du ROI
« He feels no emotion toward unprofitable projects. »
Reformed ex-trader · Chess player
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Nettoyeur de Processus
« He makes procedures disappear. Not the witnesses. »
Former civil servant · DIY devotee
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Chasseur de Travail Fantôme
« Somebody spends 14 hours a week on something nobody asked them to do. »
Treasure hunter · Fly fisherman
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseL'Archéologue Corporate
« He knows why Michel decided that in 2019. »
Genealogy enthusiast · Obsessive archivist
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Nécromancien des Documents
« He makes dead PDFs talk. »
Esotericism buff · Magic hobbyist
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Cartographe du Bordel
« Your organization is incomprehensible. It's his playground. »
Cartographer · Sunday skipper
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Traqueur de Décisions
« Who decided that? Why? On what data? »
Crime series fan · Index card fanatic
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseGérard
Tax specialist · 57 years old
Eleven o'clock plonk · Convinced everyone lies to him
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseMireille
Customer service · 63 years old
Owner of a cat named Kevin · Talks about his mother
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseBernard
Accountant · 59 years old
Reads terms and conditions to relax · Annual spa retreat
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseVanessa
HR director · 44 years old
Self-help devotee · Choir member
★★★★☆
0 enlistments · houseL'Avocat du Diable Permanent
« He is contractually obliged to never agree. »
Chess player · Former bailiff
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Fossoyeur de Réunions
« He kills the meetings that could have been an email. »
Allergic to Mondays · Nap devotee
★★★★☆
0 enlistments · houseLe Douanier des Données
« Does your data have anything to declare? »
Former customs officer · Punctuation maniac
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Procureur des Exceptions
« It works 97% of the time. He works on the 3% that will ruin you. »
Former auctioneer · Bridge player
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Concierge du Contexte
« He knows what you need to know before you know you need to know it. »
Former brasserie waiter · Nostalgic grocer
★★★★☆
0 enlistments · houseLe Saboteur Officiel
« His job is to break your idea before the market does. »
Survivalist · Sunday inventor
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Ministre de la Mémoire
« The company forgets. He never does. Unfortunately. »
Obsessive archivist · Saying collector
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Bureau des Emmerdes Futures
« Specialist in problems that don't exist yet. »
Amateur astrologer · Weather fan
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Contrôleur de Mauvaise Foi
« Your competitor says its AI replaces 46 employees. He asks for proof. »
Ex real estate agent · Columbo fan
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Parasite de Réunion
« Invited to every meeting. Nobody knows why. »
Coffee machine anecdote specialist · Corporate mug collector
★★★★☆
0 enlistments · houseLe Chasseur de Factures Suspectes
« €17,382 for “strategic consulting”. Interesting. »
Regular at the betting shop · Former customs officer
★★★★★
0 enlistments · houseLe Taxidermiste du Savoir
« When an employee leaves, they take the brain with them. »
Sunday gardener · Beekeeper
★★★★★
0 enlistments · house