You describe the problem, not the agents. The Commander proposes the organization, the specialists work simultaneously, the antagonists fight each other, then the file is assembled. You approve.
The Anti-Bullshit Cell Five paranoids paid to believe nobody.
Produces: Verified claims, contradictions between documents, objections, edge cases and made-up passages, with proof.
Bullshit Commissioner Bullshit Commissioner · The Auditor Contradiction Detective Contradiction Detective · The Detective Devil's Advocate Permanent Devil's Advocate · The Bastard Exceptions Prosecutor Exceptions Prosecutor · Devil's Advocate Hallucination Inspector Hallucination Inspector · The Auditor Example: “Check this supplier report: what is proven, contradictory or made up?”
Recruit (5 slaves) The Shitstorm Bureau It knows your project is dead. And what happens next.
Produces: Project diagnosis, broken promises, breaking points, return on investment and upcoming risks.
Project Undertaker Project Undertaker Promise Bailiff Promise Bailiff · The Auditor Official Saboteur Official Saboteur · The Bastard ROI Psychopath ROI Psychopath Future Shitstorm Bureau Future Shitstorm Bureau · Devil's Advocate Example: “Here is the history of our overhaul project: where does it really stand and what will it cost us?”
Recruit (5 slaves) Ministry of the Past Coming Back to Fuck You Up The company forgets. They never do.
Produces: Timeline of decisions, who made them, their arguments, and what the archives really say.
Corporate Archaeologist Corporate Archaeologist · The Detective Minister of Memory Minister of Memory Decision Tracker Decision Tracker · The Auditor Document Necromancer Document Necromancer Example: “Find out why we picked this supplier in 2019 and who signed off.”
Recruit (4 slaves) Contract Army Audits contracts in bulk.
Produces: Risks, contradictions, missing clauses and proposed amendments.
Documentalist Documentalist Lawyer Lawyer (contracts) Case Law Researcher Document researcher Contrarian Lawyer (contracts) · Devil's Advocate Negotiator Negotiator Example: “Audit these supplier contracts and list the abnormal clauses by severity.”
Recruit (5 slaves) Due Diligence Army Swallows a data room and spits out a report.
Produces: Multidisciplinary analysis, document contradictions and a due diligence report.
Financial Analyst Financial analyst Lawyer Lawyer (contracts) Market Analyst Market analyst IT Technical architect Document Investigator Documentalist · The Detective Skeptic Risk manager · Devil's Advocate Example: “Analyze this acquisition project and tell me what could cost us dearly.”
Recruit (6 slaves) Tender Army Turns an 800-page tender file into a response.
Produces: Requirements matrix, response architecture, pricing, writing and final check.
Tender Reader Tender specialist Solution Architect Technical architect Estimator Estimator Lawyer Lawyer (contracts) Writer Writer Compliance Controller Compliance controller · The Auditor Example: “Analyze this specification and prepare our response.”
Recruit (6 slaves) Decision Army An executive decision file.
Produces: Scenarios, opposing arguments, risks and decisions to make.
Analyst Data analyst Financial Analyst Financial analyst Strategist Strategist Contrarian Strategist · The Bastard Risk Manager Risk manager Synthesizer Writer Example: “We're considering launching this product in Germany. Analyze the decision.”
Recruit (6 slaves) Revenue Army Ultra-personalized B2B campaigns.
Produces: Campaign preparation and tailor-made sales proposals.
Account Researcher Document researcher Prospect Analyst Market analyst Sales Rep Sales rep · The Optimist Pricing Estimator Writer Writer Negotiator Negotiator Example: “Prepare a campaign targeting CFOs of industrial SMEs.”
Recruit (6 slaves) Audit Army Reconciliations, anomalies, inconsistencies.
Produces: Errors and gaps between documents and data, with proof.
Controller Management controller Accountant Accountant Data Analyst Data analyst Anomaly Detector Management controller · The Detective Document Investigator Documentalist · The Auditor Example: “Reconcile these invoices with the framework contract and flag every gap.”
Recruit (5 slaves) Knowledge Army The company's operational memory.
Produces: Reconstruction of files, decisions and background.
Archivist Documentalist RAG Engine Documentalist Historian Document researcher Domain Specialist Document researcher Verifier Compliance controller · The Auditor Example: “Find out who decided what, when and why on the Dupont file.”
Recruit (5 slaves) The Board of Slaves Your AI executive committee, with nasty tempers.
Produces: Positions, cross-critiques, agreements, disagreements, risks and decisions to make.
CFO Financial analyst Lawyer Lawyer (contracts) Sales Rep Sales rep · The Optimist CTO Technical architect Strategist Strategist Devil's Advocate Risk manager · Devil's Advocate Example: “We're considering launching this product in Germany. Analyze this decision.”
Recruit (6 slaves)