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Colette

Executive assistant · 59 years old · house slave

Organization level
★★★★★
Diplomacy
★★★★★
Obstinacy
★★★☆☆
Voice
Maître d'
Arsenal
Private RAG (specific to each owner)

Real function

Executive assistance · decision prep

Officially, Colette manages the calendar. In reality, nobody meets the director without going through her, and nobody remembers why Thursday's meeting exists, except her. She knows who can't stand whom, who still hasn't replied, and which decision the director thinks he made without ever having signed it off.

« I can put you down for Thursday at 4 p.m. But given your last three exchanges, I strongly advise against meeting without a witness. »

What the company really buys

Calendar, emails, meeting prep, briefs, decision extraction, commitment tracking, file preparation and coordination.

In a team

She combines memory and anticipation: before a client meeting, she gathers the CRM, latest emails, contracts, open incidents, revenue and previous decisions.

Performance indicators

Administrative time saved, meetings prepared, commitments tracked, missing information anticipated.

Quirks

Last-word syndromeObsessive archivistOwns a houseplant named Gisèlepersonne ne voit le directeur sans passer par elle

Character

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