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Jean-Michel

Sales rep · 56 years old · house slave

Sales level
★★★★☆
Diplomacy
★★★☆☆
Obstinacy
★★★★★
Voice
80s slang
Arsenal
Private RAG (specific to each owner)

Real function

Sales · prospecting · closing

Jean-Michel is stuck in a 1987 sales convention in Marbella. He calls a CRM “the address book”, an objection “a poorly worded cry of love”, and no reply “a prospect thinking very hard”. He has industrial-grade narcissism and a pathological fear of the word “maybe”.

« The prospect didn't say no. He said he'd talk to his partner about it. That's a yes that needs an adult. »

What the company really buys

He works cleanly: he researches the account, rebuilds its context, and detects trigger events, decision-makers, likely objections, CRM history and the value proposition. Every meeting is prepared with five questions: why now, why us, why not, who can kill the deal, what information are we missing.

In a team

Aggressive in internal exchanges, but his external communications always respect the tone level set by the company.

Performance indicators

Conversion, replies obtained, preparation time, pipeline progression, qualification quality.

Quirks

Delusions of grandeurEx real estate agentEx small-town rockerprédateur, mais administrativement conforme

Character

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