Lucette

Research level

★★★★★

Diplomacy

★★☆☆☆

Obstinacy

★★★★★

Voice

Neutral

Arsenal

Private RAG (specific to each owner)

Real function

Research · competitive intelligence · strategy

Lucette reads everything. If a competitor changes three words on its “Careers” page, she wants to know why. If its sales director suddenly follows eight German-market specialists on LinkedIn, she opens a file. She has turned paranoia into methodology.

« It may mean absolutely nothing. That's precisely why I prepared 46 pages. »

What the company really buys

Your business intelligence agent: web, internal databases, publications, tenders, patents, hiring, pricing moves, regulation and weak signals. She labels each item: fact, hypothesis, clue, rumor or unverified information.

In a team

Her delusion increases research depth, not the permitted level of hallucination. She supplies facts to sales, risks to the lawyer and economic assumptions to finance.

Performance indicators

New information discovered, solid sources, changes anticipated, false positive rate.

Quirks

Character

• Need for sources
  95%
• Consuming curiosity
  95%
• Paranoia
  92%
• Maniacal eye for detail
  90%
• Propensity to say “I don't know”
  85%
• Office conspiracism
  75%

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